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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: The juror is out]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[If I am ever put on trial for committing crimes against journalism, a
charge for which I am clearly guilty, I’d get off by pleading
insanity. Besides, my lawyer is in jail.

Maybe that’s why I wasn’t selected when I was called — not
once, ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
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    <pubDate>Sep/14/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: You go, curls]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[When it comes to the care of my hair, which is getting a little
spare, I stick my tongue in a light socket to give it a certain
flair.

That, without rhyme or reason, is what I told a phlebotomist who
complimented me on what she called my “...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/humorcolumns/s-4291060</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/04/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: The wheels on the car]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey, boys and girls, and all of you adult drivers, here’s a song
you can sing to the tune of the everlastingly popular but fantastically
annoying kiddie ditty “The Wheels on the Bus”:

The wheel on the car goes thump, thump, thump

Thump, ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/humorcolumns/s-4287786</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/31/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: Writer on the storm door]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[If there was one thing I had in common with our old storm door, aside
from the fact that we both let in hot air, it’s that we were becoming
unhinged. One of us had to go, so I showed the door the door.

It gave me an opening to avoid serious ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/humorcolumns/s-4282565</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/24/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: It's in the cards]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[I am not a good enough athlete to have my own baseball card, and I am
not animated enough to have my own Pokemon card, but I am a man of
culture, which I get from yogurt, so I could have my own trading
card.

That was the estimation of a friendly ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/humorcolumns/s-4277309</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/17/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: Baby, it's cold inside]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whenever it’s hot, I’m cold. And whenever it’s cold, I’m
hot.

I know it’s not cool to say this, but the cold fact is that I am
not hot enough to be a magazine model or cool enough to be a movie
star.

The real problem is that I am a ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/humorcolumns/s-4272194</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: Water bottles everywhere]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[It’s a good thing that 70% of Earth’s surface is covered by water
(the other 30% is covered by asphalt and bird droppings) because
otherwise I don’t know how I would ever fill my new water bottle.

Thanks to my younger daughter, who gifted ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/humorcolumns/s-4267144</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: Grin and print it]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A young orthodontist with what I hope is good eyesight recently said
I have a Hollywood smile. I didn’t want to press my luck by asking if
he meant I should star in a horror movie.

So I was greatly relieved when I saw that the new retainers he ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/humorcolumns/s-4261915</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/27/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: In the swim]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[If Sports Illustrated ever does a male version of its famous swimsuit
issue, I could be on the cover for two very good reasons:

1) I just got a stylish new swimsuit, which impressed a lifeguard at
the pool where I took my granddaughters for a ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/humorcolumns/s-4256625</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/20/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: A star isn't born]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Now that I have seen Steven Spielberg’s “Disclosure Day,” a
space alien thriller that’s out of this world, I am making this my own
disclosure day:

I could have been the star of the movie.

And not necessarily as a space alien.

I was sure...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
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    <pubDate>Jul/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: The long and chatty road]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[When it comes to talking the talk and walking the walk, the talk is
that I do more talking than walking, even when I’m on a walk.

That’s why I won’t walk back the fact that I talked my way
through two recent walks, one on which I had a ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/humorcolumns/s-4245608</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: You can spray that again]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Every so often, when dirt, grime and mildew build up, a good power
washing is in order. But it would be too messy, so I took a shower.

I had the house power-washed instead.

It had been a long time since our humble abode got such a thorough
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/humorcolumns/s-4240167</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/29/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: If looks could grill]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whenever I’m cooking with gas, which causes people who eat what I
cook to have the same thing, I’m afraid I will not only burn the
burgers but be blown to smithereens, after which I will rest in
pieces.

That’s why I feel much safer now that...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
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    <pubDate>Jun/22/2026</pubDate>
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