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		<title><![CDATA[Welsh Valley Doctor pt. 1]]></title>
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A newly qualified doctor arrives for his first day at a hospital, deep in the Welsh valleys. He is met by one of the sisters, who has been given the task of showing him around the hospital and introducing him to the staff and patients.

It is a ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1391185</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/17/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Top 12 Pick-Up Lines Used by Star Wars Fans pt. 1]]></title>
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12. "Hey, Beautiful. What's a nice girl like you doing waiting in line without bathing for 10 days?"

11. "Your place or my Mom's?"

10 "I... uh... ummm... I... uh... (slaps own forehead) Stupid! STOO-pid!"

9. "You're even prettier than my ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1391151</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/17/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Swerving Car]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over.

A blonde rolls down the window and says, " ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1204299</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/17/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Computer Consultants]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[The start of the new school term always brings out the most interesting questions for computer consultants on campus. The predominant questions this term pertain to "getting into" E-mail and how to access the "Information Highway."

An obviously ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-235928</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/17/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Praying Dog]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member of the congregation, Bernie, walk in with a St. Bernard dog. The Rabbi, horrified, asked the Cantor to take over the service and went to talk to Bernie.

"What are doing here ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-235926</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/17/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A Dollar Per Point]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.

Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-949540</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/16/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dollar Equals Ten Cents]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Theorem: 1$ = 10 cent
Proof:
We know that $1 = 100 cents
Divide both sides by 100
$ 1/100 = 100/100 cents
=> $ 1/100 = 1 cent
Take square root both side
=> squr($1/100) = squr (1 cent)
=> $ 1/10 = 1 cent
Multiply both side by 10
=> $1 =
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-949481</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/16/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[What's For Lunch?]]></title>
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A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are 
gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt 
came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, "What would you like, 
sir?"

He looks at the menu ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-68903</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/16/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Texas...]]></title>
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A recently retired Nebraska farmer went to Dallas
for the first vacation he had taken in his entire
working life. He checked into a downtown hotel,
but when he got to his room he immediately called
the front desk.

The farmer said, "This here bed...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-12167</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/16/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Scientist]]></title>
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An American scientist once visited the offices of the great 
Nobel Prize-winning physicist, Neils Bohr, in Copenhagen, 
and was amazed to find that over his desk a horseshoe was 
nailed to the wall. 

The American said with a nervous laugh, "...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-12166</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/16/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Top Internet Commandments pt. 1]]></title>
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12. Thou shalt not downloadeth porn on thine work computer, lest ye be cast out.

11. Thou shalt *** EARN *** REDEMPTION *** FAST!!!! ***

10. Thou shalt not make for yourself a graven image of that which is copyrighted.

9. Thou shalt not pop up...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1390241</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/15/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Twelve Commandments of Flaming pt. 2]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[... continued from above


4. Conspiracies abound: If everyone's against you, the reason can't *possibly* be that you're a jerkhead. There's obviously a conspiracy against you, and you will be doing the entire net a favor by exposing it.

5. ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1390235</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/15/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Make the Beds]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[When we put our house up for sale, I stressed emphatically that my sons make their beds each morning. I left for work before they left for school, and I wanted to be sure that the house looked presentable when the agent showed it to prospective ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1203502</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/15/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Military Housecat]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[My housecat went down to the local military recruiting depot to sign up for the service. He came back about two hours later and sadly explained that he couldn't enlist because he would have to be "de-furred."
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1203499</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/15/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A Woman's Random Thoughts]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you love something, set it free. 
If it comes back, it will always be yours.
If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.
But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your 
food, uses your telephone, takes ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-948435</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/15/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A German Farmer]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A German farmer with relatives in the US promised them some fresh pork sausages made by hand from his very own stock of pigs.

But as the weeks went by, they gave him a call to complain that the package had not yet arrived.

He told them, "Don't ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1202458</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/14/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Canine Names]]></title>
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A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and 
asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one 
was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-67874</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/14/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[In a Vacuum]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. She rolled the dice and she 
landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and 
someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-67873</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/14/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Someone Really Stinks]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the 
bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell 
my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely 
stink? I've managed to keep...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-67228</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/14/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Walking...]]></title>
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- Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables 
you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months 
in a nursing home at $5000 per month. 

- My grandmother started walking five miles a day 
when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and 
we ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-11911</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Sep/14/2026</pubDate>
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